If Desperate Was A Person: Chick Was Out Here Blindfolded Swapping Spit With Random Strangers For Attention!

If, "Anything For Clout Was A Person".. Buddy Out Here Risking His Life For The Gram!

If By “Any Means Necessary” Was A Person!

If “IDGAF” Was A Person: Neon’s Security Calls Him Out For Disrespecting An Onlyfans Girl & This Was His Response!

Ice Spice Politely Declines Drink From Fan!

Pastor Brags Punching A Child For Not Taking God Seriously!

If Ratchet Was A Person: Two Chicks Skip Out On A $170 Nail Salon Bill While Pulling Out A Taser!

If I “Indicted Myself On Social Media” Was A Person!

If “Oh Aight” Was A Person: Man Had No Idea His Life Was At Risk With His Girl Was Looking Over His Shoulder!

If For The Streets Was A Person: Michael Jordan's Son On A Date With Scottie Pippen's Ex Wife!

If Down Bad Was A Person: Female Prison Officer Gets Caught Getting Freaky With Inmates.. With Proof & All!

Caught On Ring: If “Get It Off Me” Was A Person!

If Down Bad Was A Person: Lady Goes To Pick Up A Random Inmate Since She Can’t Find A Man & Wasted No Time!

If "Trigger Happy" Was A Person: Shorty Definitely Going Through Something The Way She Was Unleashing!

If Self Snitching Was A Person: Dude Took Off Because He Thought He Had A Warrant!

You Could See The Fear In His Eyes: If Looks Could Kill Was A Person!

Spitting Facts? If "Say It Don't Spray It" Was A Person!

He Def Got A Hat Collection: If "Pull Up To The Scene With My Ceiling Missing" Was A Person!

If “You Scaring The Hoes" Was A Person: Keith Murray Was At This Function Moving Like A Pitbull In Heat!

If “Talked Himself Out Some Box” Was A Person: Dude Never Made It This Far Before With His Compliment & Fumbled The Bag!

If I Took A Wrong Turn Was A Person... Motorist Tried To Drive Through A Car Meet Up In Atlanta & Was Attacked!

Lol: They Said Homie Was Out Here Looking For The Room With The Stimulus Checks!

How To Catch Herpes: Chick With "Kiss Me I'm Desperate" Sign Lets Random People Kiss Her!

Boy Damn Near Broke His Neck: If "My Neck My Back" Was A Person!

If Nervous Was A Person: Man Proposed To His Girlfriend And Couldn’t Stop Shaking!

If Lucky Was A Person: Dude Almost Went 20 Feet Down The Basement If His Reflexes Weren't So Good!

If Delusional Was A Person: Elderly Woman Believes That She Is Engaged To Post Malone! “He Talks With A Jamaican Accent”

If “I Had Enough” Was A Person: IHOP Worker Snaps On A Customer For Coming In At 1AM During His Break!

If “Come As You Are” Was A Person: Pimp Speaking At His Friends Funeral Forgot That He Was At The Church!

If “Fucc Around & Find Out” Was A Person: Dude Gets Instant Karma After Being Disrespectful To His Girl As A Prank!

If "Not Minding Your Business" Was A Person.. Civilian Hops Out Of His Car To Help Cop Arrest A Man In Cleveland!

Shawty Really Thought RICO Was A Person Who Was After Young Thug!

Just Wow: A Driver In Colorado Tried To Switch Seats With His Dog To Avoid A DUI Arrest!

All That Tuff Sh*t Out The Door: If "Don't Do The Crime, If You Can't Do The Time" Was A Person!

If "Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace Was A Person”.. They Was All Slow To React To Linda After This Happened!

If "Down Bad" Was A Person: Man Gets Arrested For Posing As A Police Officer Get Into A Free Megan The Stallion Concert!

Meanwhile In Mexico: Prisoner Escapes Building Before His Trial!

If "Mind Your Business" Was A Person.. Ol Girl Offered Solid Customer Service During This Transaction!

Flagrant: If "You Did The Crime, Make Sure You Can Do The Time" Was A Person!

If "Ignorance Is Bliss" Was A Person: Shawty Had No Clue About The Dangers Behind Her While Snowboarding With Headphones On!

Absolutely Terrible: The Livestream Where A Man Got Tortured In Front Of 16 Million People!